幽默爆笑笑话英语
发布网友
共4个回答
热心网友
raid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
热心网友
Father:
Well,
Tom,
I
asked
to
your
teacher
today,
and
now
I
want
to
ask
you
a
question.
Who
is
the
laziest
person
in
your
class?Tom:
I
don't
know,
father.
Father:
Oh,
yes,
you
do!
Think!
When
other
boys
and
girls
are
doing
and
writing,
who
sits
in
the
class
and
only
watches
how
other
people
work?
Tom:
Our
teacher,
father.
父亲:哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?
汤姆:我不知道，爸爸。
父亲:啊，不对，你知道!想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课?
汤姆:我们老师，爸爸。
热心网友
Two
brothers
were
looking
at
some
beautiful
paintings.
"Look,"
said
the
elder
brother.
"How
nice
these
paintings
are!"
"Yes,"
said
the
younger,
"but
in
all
these
paintings
there
is
only
the
mother
and
the
children.
Where
is
the
father?"
The
elder
brother
thought
for
a
moment
and
then
explained,
"Obviously
he
was
painting
the
pictures."
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
热心网友
The
little
boy
did
not
like
the
look
of
the
barking
dog.
"It's
all
right,"
said
a
gentleman,
"don't
be
afraid.
Don't
you
know
the
proverb:
Barking
dogs
don't
bite?"
"Ah,
yes,"
answered
the
little
boy.
"I
know
the
proverb,
but
does
the
dog
know
the
proverb,
too?"
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
